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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby macliam » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:15 pm

Chadwick wrote:
macliam wrote:Unfortunately, as with the churches, as with Hollywood, as with Government, it's bad enough that a few bad apples spoil it for everyone and there is no excuse for them - BUT, when the organization tries to suppress reports or silence whistleblowers then it is saying that its reputation is more important than the crimes committed. Individuals can be dealt with, but only if their abuses are taken seriously.

That's the real issue in the Oxfam scandal. Not that some of their guys used call girls. OK, so that's bad, but Oxfam investigated and took action. Some people were fired, others allowed to resign.
The problem is that Oxfam was tried to keep the story under wraps - for fear of exactly the sort of publicity they are now getting. Apparently, we need to know about such wrongdoings and we need to see justice being done.

This is going way off topic, but why should that stop us......

It's a catch-22 - the major scandal is that Oxfam did not share information on those those who had been "let go" for misconduct and "allowed" them to apply for similar jobs. Of course, had they informed the other charities, they would have been criticised for blackballing those involved..... :roll:
Everyone must be told EVERYTHING about everybody, but nobody must say anything that might be construed as negative...... :?
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:53 pm

Their new advertising pitch

'Give £5 to Charity and she will cook you breakfast in the morning :shock: '
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:56 pm

Orgasms are like opinions.
Mine is more important and I don't care if she has one.
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:19 pm

Look out the kitchen window AND saw my dog playing with my ex wife aNd I though
'I knew I should have buried her deeper
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:49 am

Good Friday
Lo. and Jesus sayeth unto his disciples 'I will rise after 3 days... so all of you...LEAVE MY EASTER EGGS ALONE!
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby blythburgh » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:54 am

kevinchess1 wrote:Their new advertising pitch

'Give £5 to Charity and she will cook you breakfast in the morning :shock: '

Did she ever cook in Emmerdale? Come to that is she still in Emmmerdale? Last time I saw an episode it still had Farm in the title. :lol:
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby Chadwick » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:15 pm

What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to try it in childhood, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:44 pm

I went into Mothercare this morning.

Me "Do you sell maternity dresses?"

Assistant "Yes, sir. What bust?"

Me "The condom" :thumbdown:
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby Chadwick » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:13 am

Regular sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak.

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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby Chadwick » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:27 am

I went to the trial of a legal fetishist.
He got off on a technicality.

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