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by blythburgh » Mon Mar 12 2018 10:14am
Chadwick wrote:blythburgh wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated
Don't worry, blythburgh. I'm a member; I'll explain it in simple terms for you.
I hope you are a woman as I would hate to accuse a friend of mansplaining
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 13 2018 8:01am
1960mackem wrote:You're all lucky - all I get is a womanscomplaining
Well you shouldn't spend all your time with Boro Boy and Luke then
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 14 2018 4:37pm
Chadwick wrote:blythburgh wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated
Don't worry, blythburgh. I'm a member; I'll explain it in simple terms for you.
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners
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by blythburgh » Thu Mar 15 2018 9:33am
kevinchess1 wrote:
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners
Is this for Manspaining or Womansplaining?
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by Chadwick » Thu Mar 15 2018 10:50am
blythburgh wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners
Is this for Manspaining or Womansplaining?
Both. It's for general purpose patronisation, dear.
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by blythburgh » Fri Mar 16 2018 10:04am
Chadwick wrote:blythburgh wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners
Is this for Manspaining or Womansplaining?
Both. It's for general purpose patronisation, dear.
Stop calling me dear
Darling is prefered
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by macliam » Fri Mar 16 2018 11:49am
I was in London and in a pub festooned with "Guinness 6-nations" banners.
So, I went up to the bar and ordered a pint of plain.
"Sorry, mate. It's off", said the Australian barman - "Anything else?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYudr9FAGOA
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 16 2018 4:00pm
Is there a version in English?
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