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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 10 2018 9:45pm

Just imagine, for a moment, if there were no hypothetical situations.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Sun Mar 11 2018 9:59am

kevinchess1 wrote:Just imagine, for a moment, if there were no hypothetical situations.
I tried to and my brain hurt
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Boro Boy » Thu Mar 15 2018 8:49pm

This guy wanted to get into a night club with a few friends. Unfortunately the dress code stated that without a tie he couldn't get in.

His friends didn't have a spare necktie between them but one of them said, 'Hey,I've got an idea. I have a set of jumper cables in the back of my car. Tie them round your neck, tuck in the ends and you should pass by the doormen.

On returning to the club, one bouncer was suspicious of his neckwear. On inspection, he relented as long as the guy behaved ... and didn't start anything! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 21 2018 10:28pm

Ha - mildly amusing
Haha - laughing
Hahaha - sarcastic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 01 2018 11:17pm

conjunctivitis.com
Thats a site for sore eyes
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Tue Apr 03 2018 11:41am

A midget clairvoyant has escaped from prison.

That's a small medium at large.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 03 2018 11:46am

Imagine if all 'T's were silent :shock:
We would never hear the end of it
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 04 2018 12:17am

Chadwick wrote:A midget clairvoyant has escaped from prison.

That's a small medium at large.
I actually saw him climbing over the prison wall and I remember thinking ,That’s a little condescending
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 05 2018 10:38am

People have been gathering at Nelson Mandela House to pay their last respects to Winnie.
Rodney and Del Boy aren't happy
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Thu Apr 05 2018 11:15am

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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