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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 05 2018 11:16am

...and where did you steal that joke from?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 05 2018 11:41pm

After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling. :(
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Post by Chadwick » Fri Apr 06 2018 9:10am

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 07 2018 11:53pm

Tried searching for 'Lighters' on ebay
Got over 10.000 matches
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Mon Apr 09 2018 10:25am

Don't you just hate Russian dolls? So full of themselves.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 09 2018 11:09am

SHARK ATTACK ARE BECOMING MORE COMMON

Australia
Lets put up nets to protect bathers

England
Lets all stay out of the water

USA
Everybody get your own shark to protect you from other sharks
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 09 2018 11:25am

Thundefrog "Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?"

I said, "Go on, then."

He shouted, "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"

I said, "That's Superman."

He said, "Thanks Ken, I've been practicing a lot.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 10 2018 10:10am

I'm so furious that when i find the surgeon who made a mess of my experimental limb transplant
I'm gonna kill him with my bear hands
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Post by Chadwick » Wed Apr 11 2018 8:35am

I went on a once in a lifetime holiday.

Never again.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 13 2018 11:36pm

At my dads funeral I stood up and said 'Plethora!'

'Thank you,' 'Mum said means a lot.'
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