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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Mon Apr 16 2018 10:38am

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can't opener.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:34pm

I taught a wolf to get in touch with his feelings
Now he’s Aware wolf
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Post by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:48pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I taught a wolf to get in touch with his feelings
Now he’s Aware wolf
Back with the crackers? :roll: :eh:
"What does Dracula use to play Cricket?"...... , etc. etc.
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Post by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:49pm

...but then again ... did you hear about the leper who threw in his hand playing poker?
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Post by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:52pm

... and, did you hear about the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? he was re-possessed!
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Post by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:53pm

or, why do monsters hang around in pairs? Because Demons are a Ghoul's best friend!


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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 7:13pm

macliam wrote:...but then again ... did you hear about the leper who threw in his hand playing poker?
... and he failed his Driving Test
Left his foot on the clutch
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 8:05pm

How do NASA organise a party?
They planet
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 8:12pm

Last one(I promise :? ) in honour of our dear friend macliam
I’ve got an aunt who mostly Irish (Iris)
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Wed Apr 18 2018 8:56am

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees.
I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...

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