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by Chadwick » Mon Apr 16 2018 10:38am
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can't opener.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:34pm
I taught a wolf to get in touch with his feelings
Now he’s Aware wolf
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by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:48pm
kevinchess1 wrote:I taught a wolf to get in touch with his feelings
Now he’s Aware wolf
Back with the crackers?
"What does Dracula use to play Cricket?"...... , etc. etc.
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:49pm
...but then again ... did you hear about the leper who threw in his hand playing poker?
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:52pm
... and, did you hear about the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? he was re-possessed!
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by macliam » Tue Apr 17 2018 5:53pm
or, why do monsters hang around in pairs? Because Demons are a Ghoul's best friend!
.... leaving now
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 7:13pm
macliam wrote:...but then again ... did you hear about the leper who threw in his hand playing poker?
... and he failed his Driving Test
Left his foot on the clutch
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 8:05pm
How do NASA organise a party?
They planet
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 17 2018 8:12pm
Last one(I promise
) in honour of our dear friend macliam
I’ve got an aunt who mostly Irish (Iris)
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by Chadwick » Wed Apr 18 2018 8:56am
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees.
I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...
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