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by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 18 2018 3:32pm
Chadwick wrote:My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees.
I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...
...and my wife left me because of my Phil Collins obsession
But take a look at me now
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 18 2018 4:46pm
Theresa May ‘One of my constituents is moving to the Caribbean.’
Interviewer ‘Jamaica?’
TM ‘Yes!’
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by macliam » Wed Apr 18 2018 7:32pm
kevinchess1 wrote:Theresa May ‘One of my constituents is moving to the Caribbean.’
Interviewer ‘Jamaica?’
TM ‘Yes!’
Isn't the full quote
Interviewer ‘Jamaica?’
TM ‘Yes - and she's going to Barbados!’
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Wed Apr 18 2018 7:37pm
kevinchess1 wrote:Chadwick wrote:My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees.
I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...
...and my wife left me because of my Phil Collins obsession
But take a look at me now
....... and SWMBO said I was blinded by my love of Reggae music
But I Can See Clearly Now.......
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 19 2018 8:03am
I was doings my Barry White tribute act at the Brown Jelly open mike night and they absolutely loved it
All shouting out ‘You are soul!’
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by Chadwick » Thu Apr 19 2018 8:32am
My other wife left me because of my increasing dissatisfaction with my Michael Jackson tribute act.
She'd tell me, it doesn't matter if you're black or white.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 20 2018 8:09am
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny’s myths?
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by blythburgh » Fri Apr 20 2018 8:44am
kevinchess1 wrote:Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny’s myths?
It is one of Granny's smyths"
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by Denant » Sat Apr 21 2018 7:36pm
Remembers when i used to be in a band called CATS EYES....
we were ok just played middle of road kinda stuff
Free tea,
coffee and biscuits available
here Less than an armful ;o)
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 21 2018 8:51pm
Reminds me that time I saw an Elbow tribute band called My ares
I couldn’t tell them apart
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