kevinchess1 wrote:Macliam, Mel and Mackem are having a drink in the oub when the actual JESUS CHRIST walks in
They all send him over a drink, Jesus nods and smiles
As he leaves he shakes maclim by the hand and says 'Thank you for the Guiness.'
'Begorrah, Bejesus' says macliam 'For 60 years I've had arthritic knees from praying for forgiveness for my sins and now their cured! Tis a blaney miracle.'
'Thank you for the Babycham Mel ' Say Jesus shaking Mel;s hand m
'My goodness gracious me,' say Mel '25 years I've sat in front of my computer, correcting peoples grammar and now my plies are completely cured, It is indeed a miracle!'
'Thank you for the Newcastle Brown mackem' says Jesus stretching out his hand
'You get away from me' Says mackem backing away 'I'm on sickness benefit!'
He'd never get away in a Dublin pub with that on his jacket - Jaysus.
Kev was visiting cousin Mickeen and they got blathered. They found themselves on a boreen in the middle of nowhere and Mickeen found a stone pillar and let out a yelp
"Mother of Jaysus", says Mick "We're only in a feckin' graveyard!!"
"How do you know?" asked Kev
"Cos this yoke says "Miles from Dublin" .......