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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon May 07 2018 8:29am

I’m spending today lying in the sun
I love being a tabloid journalist
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Post by Chadwick » Wed May 09 2018 12:04pm

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He’s now a seasoned veteran.

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Post by macliam » Wed May 09 2018 1:25pm

Chadwick wrote:A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He’s now a seasoned veteran.
.... and worth his salt? :eh:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 09 2018 1:57pm

Did the police a salt him then?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 09 2018 9:28pm

Alex Ferguson has been visited by Wayne Rooney whilst in Intensive care
‘His speech is improving and he can just about string a sentence together’ ...said Alex
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Post by Chadwick » Mon May 14 2018 9:15am

Have you heard about the new pillows made out of corduroy?
They’re making headlines.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 16 2018 8:10am

Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding.

Prince Phillip says he doesn't care, he's still going!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu May 17 2018 8:05am

If dogs could text you they'd fill up your phone with "Ya coming home? Ya coming home? Where ya at? Where ya at? Oops, I destroyed something! Ya coming home? Ya coming home? Where ya at? postman POSTMAN WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF Ya coming home?"

If cats could text you, they wouldn't.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri May 18 2018 3:23pm

Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today"

Dog 2: "Let's hear it then"

Dog1: "Knock kno..."

Dog2: goes mental
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat May 19 2018 11:30pm

Bruce Willis all ways makes the same films. Well you know what that say about old habits.


I like most of Bruce Willis films but I'm not a die hard fan
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