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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 01 2018 11:13pm

Reporter 'Tommy Robinson you have been released from jail on appeal. What are your immediate plans?'
Tommy ' I'm going to jump in an UBER, go to the nearest corner shop, couple of six packs and then on for a curry afterwards to celebrate!'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 04 2018 11:48am

If you get a link that says free porn don't open it!!
It's a birus that ducks up your spelcheek.
I diddle open it, and I'm warming you not to as will..
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 12 2018 10:23pm

Had a V cheap circumcision today
What a rip off
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Post by Chadwick » Mon Aug 13 2018 9:32am

kevinchess1 wrote:If you get a link that says free porn don't open it!!
It's a birus that ducks up your spelcheek.
I diddle open it, and I'm warming you not to as will..
Well, at least we know your usual creative approach to spelling is down to this virus, and not simply you putting your fingers in the wrong places.
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Post by macliam » Mon Aug 13 2018 11:27am

Chadwick wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:If you get a link that says free porn don't open it!!
It's a birus that ducks up your spelcheek.
I diddle open it, and I'm warming you not to as will..
Well, at least we know your usual creative approach to spelling is down to this virus, and not simply you putting your fingers in the wrong places.
It was putting his fingers in the wrong places that got him into trouble in the first place!
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