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by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 17 2018 8:34am
WJ goes to the Doctors and says 'I think I'm addicted to Twitter..'
Dr: Sorry...I don't follow you...
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Aug 30 2018 12:09am
"What have you done to your leg?" Asked mackem as I limped down road.
"I tripped and fell on my son's fidget spinner in the bath." I told him.
"I'm not sure what one of those is.." he replied.
"It's a big white tub that Southerners wash themselves in." I explained.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Aug 31 2018 11:56pm
I was watching a Zombie film and Luke says 'Why do you keep watching these type of film Kenny?'
'Well' I says 'I know it's unlikely and a real long shot but i feel it's right to be prepared, just in case!'
'Luke replies 'That the same reason I watch porn.'
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Sep 01 2018 7:34am
On this day in 1940 Mel’s grandfather was responsible for the downing of 6 German Aircraft , with the death of 34 German Aircrew.
He was the worst aircraft mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 09 2018 1:26pm
As the crowd gathered around the crashed motorcycleist, Chadwick makes his way through the crowd yelling ‘Let me pass, get out of my way excuse me.’ ‘Are you a doctor?’ Someone asks ‘No but that’s my pizza.’
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by blythburgh » Mon Sep 10 2018 8:58am
I am having trouble reading the posts on the forum.
I used to be bothered by the fog from Thunderfog ,now it is the noise from AAAlphaThunder that is so loud I cannot concentrate.
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Oct 04 2018 8:05am
Convince your colleagues you been working hard by lowering your tie knot 2 inches
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 06 2018 10:09am
Mackem : I want to divorce my wife.
Lawyer : On what grounds?
Mackem: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer : Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?
Mackem: No, she's looking for me.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 06 2018 11:47pm
IDSIS was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 13 2018 7:35am
Mackem’s 9 year old son says to him ‘My teacher says you’re a bad parent dad!’
Mackem replies ‘Right we will go and have a word with him as soon as we finish our pints.’
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