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Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby richard@imutual » Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:41 am

Got a nice, clean joke? You know, the sort you can tell around the table at Christmas dinner without offending anyone?

Share it here with your fellow imutual members :)

(If they're not-so-clean, try here)

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:48 pm

There are 12 days of Christmas
None of which are in
November!
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:11 pm

Knock knock
Who’s there
Grandma
Quick stop the funeral
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:42 pm

If anyone needs an ark
I Noah guy
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 05, 2018 3:00 pm

Want to go see Bohemian Rhapsody at the cinema but I have a few questions.

Is it based on real life?
Or is it just fantasy?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:45 pm

I hopped on a bus today, after 5 mins the driver told me to sit down
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:51 pm

The Spice Girls are going to play at The Stadium of Light and I, for one, fancy them to get a decent result against Sunderland.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:12 pm

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills.

They were the darkest times of my life.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:24 am

I've decided to become a vegan because I cant spell veterinarian
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:54 am

I don't think I'm strong enough anymore for my job as a personal trainer

So I guess I'll hand in my too weak notice
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