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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 20 2021 10:19am

:thumbdown: ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 20 2021 10:20am

Voluntary work :shock: :shock:
Wouldn’t do it if you paid me :)
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 21 2021 12:33pm

Some of the jokes in this thread are so old they have vaccine priority
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 23 2021 6:44pm

When my barbers reopens after lockdown I will have to sign an agreement before he'll cut my hair :(
I'll have to accept their Perms and Conditioners... :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 26 2021 1:12pm

I'm opening a pub for the 'not at risk' group :)

The Unvaccinated Arms :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 29 2021 9:59pm

It’s too late to make a Suez Canal joke , that ship has sailed.
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Post by pakefield » Wed Apr 07 2021 8:31pm

I put my foot down when my wife told my to stop pretending to be a flamingo
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 08 2021 9:58am

I'm fed up of lazy, ignorant posters who keep repeating words in a sentence. :thumbdown:

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