Clean jokes - 2014

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Nov 03 2014 11:24pm

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I’m not hurt, just some super fish oil injuries

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Nov 04 2014 8:13am

Walked into a hotel reception earlier.
Receptionist asked: "Are you here for the Twitter convention?"
I said: "Yes." He said: "Follow me

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Nov 06 2014 7:52am

Still trying to change Internet password. Just tried using "Sunderlandsdefence" but that was too weak.

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Fri Nov 07 2014 11:20am

A couple of hoodies cracked my windscreen today

............. I suppose I could have swerved!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Nov 07 2014 11:27pm

Cardboard belts are a complete waist of paper.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Nov 12 2014 3:27pm

The inventor of predictive text has died.

His funfair will be hello on Sundial

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sun Nov 16 2014 1:24pm

A Vicar on his way home from church passed a young man stretched out in the graveyard, catching the sun.

"Don't you know that sloth is one of the seven deadly sins, my son?" sad the vicar

"So is envy!" came the reply......

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sun Nov 16 2014 1:31pm

Alec Salmond was rushing for his train from Westminster, so he hailed a taxi

"How much to King's Cross?" asked Alex

"That'll be £12" said the Taxi driver

".... and what about the luggage?" asked Alex

"oh, that's free" said the Taxi diver

"Right ho," says Alex "You take the luggage on to the station and I'll walk!"

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Nov 17 2014 4:54pm

I’ve got a joke about 2nd class stamps, but I don't know how long it would take before you got it.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Nov 18 2014 8:45am

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'.

The librarian directs him to the large print section

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