In the style of Allo Allo 'This is a complete bulls up!' ...'You're right a cowtastrophe!'

DC 'See I am not mic'd up'
AM 'Crickey you really do come up with that crap all by myself!'

After losing out to BT with many of the football deals Sky Sports launches one of its new shows.

Squirrel: 'This is nuts I can barely reach the board'.

Officials looked at each other puzzled, but quickly started to worry that allowing Boris to be left alone with the Town Hall credit card was not a good idea!

Completely quackers!!!

Dr Who monsters really have gone down hill recently!!!

Bill might regret leaving that old recording of him and Monica in the family Walkman.

As much as she tried to resist Angela Merkel could not stop her overwhelming urge to poke the pope.

AM: 'Ich liebe zee Ted Rogers und Dusty Din also!!!! Drei, zwei, eins '