My back hurts.

England concede an equaliser from a corner in the final minutes because Pickford got a hand on a shot THAT WAS GOING WIDE! Bloody Jordan Pickford! Bad goalkeeper! Pie him!

blythburgh wrote:But God is still an England fan...

He's got a funny way of showing it.

I thought something had happened to Katie Price................ Jordan and Price, forgive my ignorance but what is the connection? Too common a name to be a child of hers. Is it a husband/ex husband/boyfriend/exboyfriend etc? Same person. Boobs in = Katie Price. Boobs out = Jordan. One boob out = K...

Picador: We've lost one of our bullocks.
Matador: You and me both.

There's my needle in here somewhere.

Bike newly for sale.

When Weetabix becomes sentient.

When Richard first image searched "uniformed Thai ladies showing their labs" he never imagined it would end up as the caption competition.

Middlesbrough lagging behind the rest of the world even in its climate.