kevinchess1 wrote:For the last time, I am not a Homosexual

Did you mean to post that here Kevin? Or were you struggling to fill out your LibDems registration form?

Still waiting on the official release of the Plaid Cymru manifesto.

Operation Ewetree

I can pick up XFM if you twiddle my nob.

That ball's taking one hell of a long time to come down, says Boris' urologist.

Prince Charles livens up yet another public engagement by dropping acid.

"Um, my dying wish was to visit some whores."

Brexit.

Steve: What have you done with the nuts Barry?
Barry: I've hidden them.
Steve: Where?
Barry: The usual place.
Steve: Oh FFS.

"Aren't you Ben Stokes?"