Thanks

A dog called Minton ate a shuttlecock.
Badminton.

Doctor Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

"I see" said the blind man, as he pissed into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now!"

''Im not yolking, you look eggcellent in that sunhat''

''Ohh kevinchess, shurrup and drink the free champers''

There were some VERY strange random words in odd places but all in all i enjoyed the games.

well done whiners

Great

We have been together just over 7 years now and have been engaged just over 4 years. I am still undecided whether to have the big white dress as im not having a church wedding but i will decide properly within a few months. If it ends up raining on the day i will be furious and probably have a paddy...

First name: Raich Age; 23 Where you live: Stockport (Round the corner from Expresscappochino aka DAD) Likes and interests; Imutual, Complaining, Winning Kevs Comps, Watching the soaps/domumentories, FACEBOOK!, Archers and lemonade, Weekend takeaways, The occasional argument, Going abroad. Hates/Disl...