I was on the pull last night in a bar , trying to be cool i went to put my hand through my hair when someone banged into me, 'bastard' i said as my hand went into my eye sending my glass eye flying on the dance floor, Lucky for me it bounced towards a blonde stunner with massive tits! She picked up ...
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed...