Q.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Sean was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ... and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least half a stone!" Sean went back...

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Best joke at Edinburgh festival - TIM VINE- "I am selling my Hoover, it was just collecting dust!"

Sorry I thought it said CLEANING JOKES!!!