I'm pleased to announce that the winners of the Post-of-the-month competition for September 2011, as determined by ratings by our members, are: Winner (100 shares): kevinchess1 for the post in the topic Re: £50 Free Fuel on Selected TomTom LIVE Devices with 19331 votes Runner-up (25 shares): blythbu...

As a woman I'm sure I could do a better job than them all put together.

Denzil Penberthy, an elderly Cornish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions, stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees enough and they would send an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff," he...