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by Denant
Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:41 pm
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

I was on the pull last night in a bar , trying to be cool i went to put my hand through my hair when someone banged into me, 'bastard' i said as my hand went into my eye sending my glass eye flying on the dance floor, Lucky for me it bounced towards a blonde stunner with massive tits! She picked up ...
by Denant
Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:13 pm
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Top Cat

Took wife and daughter to see this yesterday,really don't bother,90 mins of film that could've been shown in 20mins :thumbdown:
Top Cat = Top Cr*p
by Denant
Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:18 pm
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Re: Blood Donation

Thankyou for your continued support
by Denant
Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:57 pm
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Blood Donation

http://www.blood.co.uk/ Can I ask that members of http://www.imutual.co.uk and their families visit the above site and and do something amazing, make an appointment to start or re-start donating,this week is currently national blood week,you will be offered a FREE cup of tea or coffee,squash,biscuit...
by Denant
Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:38 am
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Re: Blood Donation

Again thanks to kevinchess and Richard,and Richard don't feel ashamed,even if someone tries it and it doesn't work for them or they lapse donating (i'm guilty of that too :oops: ) every drop really does count :thumbup:
by Denant
Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:18 pm
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Just a couple of facts about me....
1.My penis is the length of 2 Argos pens

2. I've been banned from all Argos stores
by Denant
Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:04 pm
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Re: Free 1 litre Welsh's Grape juice

disneyfan wrote:Only got to print one then it said I'd reached print limit even though I was trying DD's e-mail.
Clear cookies and retry :?:
Computer cookies I mean ,not see through American style biscuits :mrgreen:
by Denant
Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:56 pm
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Re: New awards for Post-of-the-month

Says hoo :?:
Isn't that abit bigoted 2wardfs peopele who don't hav good engliaise like wot i do :?:

Sorry Kev, it should be
like wot i does ! :D
by Denant
Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:02 pm
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Re: £31 cashback + 300 shares @ MoneyVista

given it a go and tracked right away :thumbup: