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by Denant
Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:41 pm
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

I was on the pull last night in a bar , trying to be cool i went to put my hand through my hair when someone banged into me, 'bastard' i said as my hand went into my eye sending my glass eye flying on the dance floor, Lucky for me it bounced towards a blonde stunner with massive tits! She picked up ...
by Denant
Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:13 pm
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Top Cat

Took wife and daughter to see this yesterday,really don't bother,90 mins of film that could've been shown in 20mins :thumbdown:
Top Cat = Top Cr*p
by Denant
Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:18 pm
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Just a couple of facts about me....
1.My penis is the length of 2 Argos pens

2. I've been banned from all Argos stores
by Denant
Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:04 pm
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Re: Free 1 litre Welsh's Grape juice

disneyfan wrote:Only got to print one then it said I'd reached print limit even though I was trying DD's e-mail.
Clear cookies and retry :?:
Computer cookies I mean ,not see through American style biscuits :mrgreen:
by Denant
Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:56 pm
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Re: New awards for Post-of-the-month

Says hoo :?:
Isn't that abit bigoted 2wardfs peopele who don't hav good engliaise like wot i do :?:

Sorry Kev, it should be
like wot i does ! :D
by Denant
Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:02 pm
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Re: £31 cashback + 300 shares @ MoneyVista

given it a go and tracked right away :thumbup:
by Denant
Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:55 pm
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Re: I do not understand this Groupon offer

You're the security watch for the night :shh: :D
by Denant
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:03 pm
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Re: Claims performance March 2014

and one of the 'rejected' claims has now been 'Verified by the merchant.' :thumbup: So a Rejected claim is claim is chased up and sorted :clap: What other cashback site does that? had the same not so long ago,it was chased up and verified and paid (in quicker time than expected by me) Top work Imut...
by Denant
Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:59 pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

you can tell the sex of an ant by putting them in a jar of water:
if it sinks its a girl ant
if it floats it's boy ant




I'll grab me coat :P