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Just seen some statistics on the most common way people walk when drunk.
It's staggering.

My doctor just told me I'm a compulsive liar.

Then she gave me a blow job in her office.

Apparently, they've found a cure for dyslexia.

Well, that's music to my arse.

scrap bank holidays (inc Xmas), work overtime every day and weekends for no extra pay.Retire at 100 with no pension.
A glimpse of the future

I have been watching this thread with interest and just thought I'd express my two pennies worth ;) It is my belief that the whole idea of a "mutual" or "co-operative"is operated on the basis of one member, one vote system. ;) We are a Mutual company With Share holders We are all encourage to earn ...

Good news for all the people who believe the world ends on December 21 2012
You can stop using condoms from this month.