Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Robin replies, " I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a minute. "Astr...

Last year there was a glitch where you could buy one Ristorante pizza and then get UNLIMITED free pizzas until the offer ended... Well, the offer's back, but unfortunately it's not quite as good. Now, when you buy a Ristorante Pizza with the promotion on the front you need to go online and fill out ...

Sunderland FC have announced a three-way joint shirt sponsorship deal with an oil company, a designer clothing brand and a parcel delivery firm.

The shirt sponsor logos will read

Total
fcuk
UPS

Enough with the music shop jokes
Stop Harping on about them

SCENE -
Sunderland Tesco,
Dick Advocaat is really struggling with his shopping at the check out
CHECK OUT GIRL - "Can you manage?"
DICK - "Don't you start"

I've been tracing my family tree at the library today.

No way am I'm paying their photocopying prices.

Richard has just told me that he wants to play leapfrog on his own, he needs to get over himself.

kevinchess1 wrote:Forget "Dislike", I won't be happy until Facebook introduces a "Spud-u-like" button

The new system will just have two buttons and it'll depend in what order they're pressed

"like dis" or "dis like"

Forget "Dislike", I won't be happy until Facebook introduces a "Spud-u-like" button

Evans Cycles is imutual's Merchant of the Week . To mark the occasion, from today until 27th September we are offering all imutual members 1 share per day just for visiting Evans Cycles are the UK's largest specialist cycle retailer. They stock the most comprehensive range of bikes, cycling equipme...