Boro Boy is on a guided tour of Wembley when he slips over on a discarded cavier jar
As he struggles to get to his feet Martin Glen spots him and starts to help him
'Can you manage?' asks Glen
'Forget that' says Boro Boy 'I don't want the blooming job!'

Jeremy fails to see why claiming he has a big one provokes laughter.......

Derbiean wrote:

kevinchess1 wrote:

Derbiean wrote:Nah as much as I like Big Sam he'll never get the job as he is his own man and won't be a yes man for the FA.

Really
he turn down £3,500,000
I'd eat a battery for £20

How big of a battery?

As big as the battery in the trophy cabinet alarm systm at Pride Park

"What the duck?!!"

Passenger: 'Oh look darling, there's a pe(e)king duck at the window'

i'd give it to Allardyce. we could win something with a proper manager in charge, who would pick a proper team.

The Foreign Office Canteen when they found out Boris would be eating there today

"I don't care if the floater's THIS big. Get back in the water!"