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The top one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe include: 1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." 2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. " 3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only c...

Personally I don't think we need a rule at this time. First it was good of EVF to bring the Persimmon promotion to the forum - Had the good cause been promoted in the thread that it has now been moved to the situation we are now in wouldn't have arisen. There would have been a few message of support...

I said "I love you, I can't live without you".

My wife said "Is that you or the wine talking?"


I said
"It's me, talking to the wine"

An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband, Harry, had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said, "For god's sake, Harry! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fis...

A Cumbrian farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls, the dog is still missing. "What did you write in the paper?" asked his wife. "Here boy," said the farm...

A few obvious questions did the claimant visit mobiles.co.uk either directly or via any other link prior to the order.
Is he/she a previous customer of mobiles.co.uk ?
mobiles.co.uk have a refer a friend offer - did you receive any such offers /links from friends in the past ?

An observation from a different thread Carphone warehouse Seems to be on alot of other sights (Not that I visit them :oops: I will add this merchant as a non-reward merchant and If we get any commission through we will pass that on to you- historically we stopped promoting them due to unreliable tra...