First picture of a young "Jabba the Hutt" is leaked from Disney's upcoming Star Wars movie about the young Han Solo

...and finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Seals latest version of "Kiss from a Rose" sounds a little fishy

Seal goes into a bar, the Bartender says "What'll it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".

I thought Luke was having car problems when he told me he'd blown a seal!'

As the old saying goes 'The (gr)ass is always greener on the other side of the fence.'

It's called 'hedging your butts'.....

"You may not like the topiary, but don't take a fence"

Geoffrey couldn't help looking at his neighbours privets.