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by Chadwick
Tue Dec 13 2016 9:53am
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Re: Christmas Jokes

kevinchess1 wrote:RICK ASTLEY! yes RICK ASTLEY has just asked me what I want for Christmas.
I said'I want that PIxar DVD about the house that get's carried away by all those balloons.'
'He said....'

(That's you cue Chadwick)
I'm never gonna give you "Up"!


[Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week etc]
by Chadwick
Tue Dec 13 2016 12:12pm
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Re: Christmas Jokes

1960mackem wrote:Here all week - might be time for another one then :lol:
If you insist...


I'm struggling to get at the chocolates in my advent calendar.
Foiled again.
by Chadwick
Thu Dec 22 2016 9:27am
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Re: Christmas Jokes

I was in court yesterday, on charges of stealing an advent calendar.

I got 25 days.
by Chadwick
Tue Dec 27 2016 9:59pm
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Re: Christmas Jokes

And Luke says...

"Is it 'Chadwick'?"
No, wait, wrong quiz!


And Luke says...
"Well, they're Carol's!"
by Chadwick
Tue Jan 03 2017 3:05pm
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Re: Survey question

They're trying to find out if you're the kind of person able/likely to purchase a new bed.
by Chadwick
Fri Jan 06 2017 8:41am
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 13 Jan) + last week's winner

Government advisers finally reveal their Brexit strategy.
by Chadwick
Fri Jan 13 2017 3:20pm
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 20 Jan) + last week's winner

When Melania Trump turns up wearing the same outfit as you...
by Chadwick
Fri Jan 20 2017 8:50am
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 27 Jan) + last week's winner

A crowd has been gathered for Trump's inauguration.
by Chadwick
Fri Jan 27 2017 8:45am
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 3 Feb) + last week's winner

In the Whitehouse, staff learn that Donald Trump gets access to the nuclear button today.
by Chadwick
Sat Feb 11 2017 10:38am
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Following the rise of the right wing after the Brexit vote, bent bananas are now being deported.