A joke is like a frog. When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become...

You don't need to be banned.
Just keep the posts to 5 a day and make it clear when you are quoting someone else, or speaking directly.

blythburgh wrote:We are a democracy here not run by one woman in the office

Yeah... I think Richard said that to Sue once.

Just the once.

expressman33 wrote:If Richard will confirm that the result of this poll will be adhered to then I will vote

Will Richard resign if it's not the result he wants?

Perfect gifts for Mother's Day!

Far more important battles have been won/lost with a smaller margin No, just lost/lost. Shooting yourself in the foot is not a victory. Depends on the alternative If it's a long slow painful squeezing the life out of you, then a shot foot is much prefable That can heal Slowy bleeding out cannot Are...

I'm pleased to announce that the winner of last week's caption competition , as determined by ratings by our members, is: 1960mackem , who received ratings from 2 members for this caption : Surely this should have been a tie with Markcity who also got two votes from the same two members? I think th...

kevinchess1 wrote:?
Think you are missing a comma somewhere.
All you have there is a duplicate statement...are you underdawg in disguise?

I think it's correct.
It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

I have a step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.