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by HeadHunter
Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:04 am
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed...
by HeadHunter
Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:38 pm
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

I'm so homophobic I cant even bear to touch myself when masturbating.

So I get my mate Steve to do it for me.
by HeadHunter
Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:14 am
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

My next-door neighbour has just confronted me about some missing underwear from her washing line.

She was very aggressive.

I almost shat her pants!
by HeadHunter
Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:01 am
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like 0mg.
by HeadHunter
Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:46 pm
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Clean jokes - 2012

I joined a chocolate lovers forum the other day.

I was asked if I liked a combination of chocolate, caramel, nougat and hazelnut.

I said I used to but I no longer did.

So I was banned from the forum for going off topic.
by HeadHunter
Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:41 am
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

I just rang Alcohol Concern. Told them I was worried I didn't have enough beer in the fridge.

They're quite rude, aren't they?
by HeadHunter
Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:13 pm
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

I like my women like I like my Italian cruises.

Wet, wrecked, and ready to go down.
by HeadHunter
Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:23 am
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Re: Proposed change to "shares for posting"

Let's face it, there is nothing more dispiriting than taking the trouble to post and not getting a single response. If it happens too often then you'd soon be off somewhere else.

The "quality" of the reply isn't really the issue.
by HeadHunter
Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:57 am
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Re: England's next captain

Chris Huhnes ex-wife - apparently shes great at taking penalties....