had a good 4 inches last nite Glad to hear those tablets Mel reccomended are working for you finally. And they said Polish Pole Pills sounded dodgy? How wonderful, parents expected to go to work but no school to take care of the children. Holidays you make arrangements for but you can't with snow. ...

xxxraichxxx wrote:Yes hes been mithering me for ages for saucy photos of Ronnie Corbett.

So it's Goodnight from me....

I've heard about people who get turned on by being wrapped in cling-film :shock: Don't remind me. Popped in to see Kev last week about plans for the Rpoints Summer solstice and found him watching Jeremy Kyle, in the nude, completely wrapped in cling film. i said "I can see your nuts man!" and walke...

kevinchess1 wrote:They used to go it at Rpointst

He means they used to go at it at Rpoints. Still braggs about the New years bash 2006.

kevinchess1 wrote: I'd like to apologise to all the staff at work last night who kept asking 'What is that awful smell

They are probably used to it by now.

I know Ricardo is usally bang on with his spelling, what with spending 8 years at Eton, but think he has slipped up here, so will edit it for him.

During August, there were some very good candidates for our Post-of-the-month competition and kev's!...

xxxraichxxx wrote:I am the princess of the site... welcome.

Also the resident drunkard. And that title is disputed by many.

Mel wrote:

kevinchess1 wrote:Thanks for this

I thought you were named Lucy Wobblebum originally and changed it to Luke after you had some bits added and some bits cut off ??

Nothing to bragg about. Operation took about 5 mins and consisted of some selotape and some leftover spam.

kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's just brought a guide dog called 'The championship!'
They both know where they going

Might as well change it to league one to save the dog getting confused soon after.

kevinchess1 wrote:Over 60s
Are you referring to their weight, age or IQ

Waistline actually.