Age - username should give you a clue (can remember 66 and 73 finals) Found this place when the old Rpointers emigrated :lol: I live in the East Midlands (a Washington lad in exile) Likes and interests - Beer, Sunderland, pies and Family ( not in any order of preference) Interesting facts - I’m unde...

Just to prove you wrong Kev - I 've just come back from a party tonight and as I left the host thrushes something into my hands and whispered " Enjoy these " yup you've guessed it :) It was a pack of pork pies :) But why ( can anyone tell me why ) do they do beer in a four pack and pork pies in a si...

Excuse the Kev type spellin cosmI'm p*553d night night everybody

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it loads- Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still fuckin' celebrat...

I am pleased to announce that for the 7896th day in succession the Met.Office have got the forecast wrong. Instead of the 4-6inches forecast less than twelve hours ago we have less than an inch of soggy slushy white stuff already melting with the sky clearing.The online forecast says it should be s...

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1998 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 15 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.

He was in ecstasy, a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth ...back and forth ...in and out ...in and out. She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back, she was g...

xxxraichxxx wrote:Got a TINY bit here hardly anything.. but its gail force winds! All bins in the street are blown over except for mine

you MITE try emptying it once in a while then

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about ?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually...

kevinchess1 wrote:

pieman wrote:Thanks to everybody who thanked me

And me
Good to see the xclusive comps doin so well
I suspect the FA comp wasn't too far behind

The comps are getting so popular it's about time we had a dedicated comps manager