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by 1960mackem
Mon Jun 25 2012 3:38pm
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I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE - Sometimes I even put a little in the food.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I have kleptomania, but when it gets too bad, I take something for it.
by 1960mackem
Wed Jul 11 2012 8:31am
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A Geordie and a Yank aid worker are helping out in Japan
after the tsumani and reactor melt-down.
Yank says, "You from round here, buddy?"
"No," he replies, "Newcastle"
"What State's that in?" asks the Yank.
"Pretty much the same as this place!"
by 1960mackem
Fri Jul 13 2012 3:04pm
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John Terry has written a letter of apology to Anton Ferdinand...........

Good golly Anton, sorry about all this monkey business, it's only a little black humour really & it's all gone bananas.
What do you say we call a spade a spade and end all this whole dark episode between us ? :shock:
by 1960mackem
Mon Aug 20 2012 1:59pm
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A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park just down the road" she replied. "Can you describe what happened?" "Yes, I was walking along the foo...
by 1960mackem
Thu Oct 18 2012 10:25am
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Puns for Educated Minds 1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3.She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still. 4.A rubber-b...
by 1960mackem
Wed Oct 31 2012 11:10pm
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kevinchess1 wrote:I've just got sum 007 Viagra :thumbup:
Makes you roger more :lol:
Mmmmmmmm pussy galore :)
by 1960mackem
Tue Nov 06 2012 9:07am
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50 Sheds of Gray The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... Fifty Sheds Of Grey We tried va...
by 1960mackem
Thu Dec 06 2012 12:44am
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kevinchess1 wrote:2 fellas at the CPS talkin
'How confident are you that we will convict Stuart Hall?'
'Very very confident. there's no doubt in my mind!"'
'Okay then, we'll play our joker.' :lol:
Lol - looking through Wiki I noticed the special episodes and saw this one
14 April 1978 It's A Minors' Knockout
by 1960mackem
Fri Dec 07 2012 11:18am
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4 minutes in a hot steamy session with me would soon have you hard :shock:
by 1960mackem
Sat Dec 08 2012 11:17am
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kevinchess1 wrote:'I like me eggs like me women...Caged :o
for me they've gotta be free n easy - sunny side up