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by 1960mackem
Mon Sep 02 2013 8:49am
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though.

It does everything -



KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.." :lol:
by kevinchess1
Mon Sep 09 2013 12:04pm
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"I need some six by four timber for me new byre" said Seamus :problem: "Ah now Seamus, ye need to keep up with the times" said the man from the creamery, "We don't use them measures at all now, it's all gone metrical. Ye'll need to ask for some 15cm by 10cm timber now" he continued ".... and if ye ...
by kevinchess1
Fri Sep 13 2013 11:22pm
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Got a job at a bowling alley
Not permanent just Tem pin :lol: