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by sanity clause
Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:39 am
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Whatever happened to the first ever ice cream manufacturer, Walls of Jericho?
by sanity clause
Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:00 am
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A hooker takes a taxi, and when she gets to the destination she opens her legs and flashes her tw@t at the taxi driver and says, "I haven't got any cash on me, love. Do you think you could take the fair out of this."

The taxi driver says "Haven't you got anything smaller?"
by sanity clause
Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:11 pm
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My neighbour came around last night, claiming that my son had peed in the snow on his front lawn.

"How do you know it's him?" I asked

"He wrote his name."

"Well, just youthful high spirits. We were all young once!" I replied.

"Yes.... but it's in my daughter's handwriting!"
by sanity clause
Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:18 am
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The lead actor in our local gay pantomime 'Aladdin', was sexually assaulted on stage last night.



To be fair, the audience did try to warn him. . . . .
by sanity clause
Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:14 am
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The Pope and a bishop are doing a crossword.
The Pope say's "a four letter word for a female ending with U.N.T..."
The bishop says ''aunt".
The pope say's "have you got any tippex?"
by sanity clause
Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:39 am
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A woman walked in to the bar and asked the bartender for a Double Entendre.

So he gave her one.
by sanity clause
Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:38 am
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I did a stand up comedy spot at the local old folks home last night.

They didn't understand any of the jokes, but pissed themselves anyway.
by sanity clause
Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:35 am
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Little Johnny got kicked out of class today.

The teacher asked him, "If I gave you £20 and you gave £5 to Jane, £5 to Claire, and £5 to Katie, what would you have?

Apparently, "3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab" was the wrong answer...
by sanity clause
Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:42 am
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In an effort to be sexy, my girlfriend slipped a lollipop into her p**sy.

I said, "That's lovely, darling, but don't you need that to get those children across the road?"