Rubber duck's epic journey through the Bermuda Triangle...

"One always wanted to meet the Hulk."

Is this share actually worth £75? This would seem too much like easy money for this to be real. How do I know it will keep this so-called value? These shares are extremely unlikely to be worth £75. The share's worth is only what someone is willing to pay for it. Not much risk, though [apart from sp...

Paul begins to loose all hope of ever finding his car keys.

Yes, of course.

Or do I?...

Come in Number 4, you're time's up!

...and what do you want to be when you grow up, dad?

"Hello Mister Stormtrooper. I have a message from a Mr. Nigel Farage for you... He wants to know why you think you can come here and take over his job."

Nooooooooooo, not Glacier mints again! I can't stand the things.

Have you got any fish?

Mummy, mummy, there's a duck on the wing.

Don't be silly dear, it must be photoshopped.