A hooker takes a taxi, and when she gets to the destination she opens her legs and flashes her tw@t at the taxi driver and says, "I haven't got any cash on me, love. Do you think you could take the fair out of this."
The taxi driver says "Haven't you got anything smaller?"
The Pope and a bishop are doing a crossword.
The Pope say's "a four letter word for a female ending with U.N.T..."
The bishop says ''aunt".
The pope say's "have you got any tippex?"