Darth Vader 'I know what you're getting for Christmas Luke.'
Luke 'Really? How?'
'DV 'I can feel your presence.'
Luke 'Groan. That is such a dad joke.'
DV ' It's funny that you say that.'

Luke 'I just brought my Christmas tree.'
'Are you going to put it up yourself?''
Luke 'No. I'm putting it up in the front room.'

Mum She’s crying because her favourite toy is broken!"
Dad: "Nothing a little duct tape won't fix."
Kid: "Mfflr..frrrr..strnnn..mmmppphh.

There's more snowflakes here than in a Question Time audience

Look like someone had a good 8 inches last night!

Left home without my Elvis wig, but here goes...

Notice is hereby given that the Annual General Meeting of imutual PLC will be held on 8th April 2021 7.30pm via an online Webcast at https://www.imutual.co.uk/webcast The business to be conducted at the meeting will be to review the audited accounts for the year to 30 June 2020 and to vote on resolu...

Imutual won't be the same without him. So sad. RIP Kev , thanks for the memories.

Feels like we have lost a friend.
RIP Kev.

RIP Kev , you will be greatly missed .
A friend I never met in person.
We sent him a Christmas card every year , addressed it to Kev and Idsis , we never did know his wifes real name.