I bought a load of Oxo and Knorr cubes. I'm stockpiling.

On the 12th Day of Christmas the election gave to me.....12 Lib Dem MPs.

Father Christmas gave me a tip to keep the vegetable patch weed free. Simply Hoe hoe hoe.

I'm in a seat where the Conservatives have a big majority, so it is not worth voting. I'm not a fan of the Conservatives, but support leaving the EU, so perhaps should vote for them. Labour, Lib Dems and Greens are standing who all support another referendum - although their candidates are quite ple...

If you do not like sprouts, use orange food colouring to turn them orange and then you can pretend they are carrots.

If we had not joined the EU in the 70s and had a different arrangement like Norway, Switzerland etc, the UK may have performed better. So perhaps joining the EEC lost load of money!

29. Do I win a voucher?

I had to tape my toupee down.

I support the Monarchy for tourism, culture etc. But this topic is really boring. Harry is not needed now William has a had about 8 children, and Meghan is some minor US actress who takes herself too seriously.

Why are the overpriced handwashes/hand sanistisers sold out? Surely soap, washing up liquid, shower gel etc has the same effect?