My son asked me "can I have a book mark". Does he not know my name is Arthur?

I still enjoy sex at 71. I live at 73.

I was sitting in traffic for an hour today. In the end I was nearly run over.

What vegetable is not served on a boat? Leek.

RIP Dennis. I must have watched each episode of Minder about 400 times!

His hitting Rula was shocking but I think it was a difficult marriage and his other wives defended him.

The Greens picked up some seats in my local council in the areas on the edge of town where they are trying to build millions of new houses.

It looks as if the Green candidate stood for Labour at the last election?

I have been away from the site for a while as I have been in prison. I stole a calendar with someone: we both got six months.