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by Alec3720
Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:59 pm
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Sir Paul McCartney has fallen out with his new wife as she has spent twice the amount on shoes as his previous wife already!!!
by Alec3720
Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:23 pm
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just seen 4 men carrying a coffin around and around the cemetery, after about 10 mins i thought to myself they've lost the plot
by Alec3720
Sat May 07, 2011 1:06 pm
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Appartantly Bin Laden was only located by the Americans after Birmingham City FC asked him to leave their trophy cabinet a few weeks ago!!!!
by Alec3720
Fri May 04, 2012 7:10 pm
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Paddy and Mick are looking at a catologue! Paddy says" some fine lookin women in here" "Aye at reasonable prices too, lets order a couple!"
So a month goes by and Paddy calls Mick " any sign o those girls?" "No" says Mick "but it shouldn't be long, their clothes arrived yesterday!"
by Alec3720
Tue May 29, 2012 11:31 pm
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Didier Drogba's decision to leave Chelsea has resulted in the club releasing 4 medical staff, 2 stretcher bearers and a drama teacher.
by Alec3720
Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:49 pm
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I was in Spain a few weeks ago and saw a sign saying "English Speaking Doctor Available". I thought to myself - what a great idea we could do with some of them back home!!!
by Alec3720
Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:10 pm
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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot replies, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "WOW!" the guy exclaims. "You actually understood and answere...
by Alec3720
Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:49 pm
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Woman comes home with some ice cream and asks her husband if he wants some.

"How hard is it" he said

"As hard as you when you think of me" she replied

"ah go on then pour us a cup !!!!!"
by Alec3720
Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:01 pm
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alec3720

First name: Alec
Where you live:Stratford Upon Avon
How I discovered Imutual: RY
Likes: Music, beer, curry, Liverpool fc
Dislikes: sellotape :evil: and coathangers :twisted:
Interesting fact about myself: I am married to a member of Imutual staff 8-) :thumbup: