Paddy and Mick are looking at a catologue! Paddy says" some fine lookin women in here" "Aye at reasonable prices too, lets order a couple!"
So a month goes by and Paddy calls Mick " any sign o those girls?" "No" says Mick "but it shouldn't be long, their clothes arrived yesterday!"
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot replies, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "WOW!" the guy exclaims. "You actually understood and answere...
First name: Alec
Where you live:Stratford Upon Avon
How I discovered Imutual: RY
Likes: Music, beer, curry, Liverpool fc
Dislikes: sellotape and coathangers
Interesting fact about myself: I am married to a member of Imutual staff