Got a new aftershave
made from breadcrumbs
Birds love it

Q.
What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman
A.
First one's a film
2nd one an instruction

I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.

Jus got back from the hospital. They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - but at the moment it's hard to say.

Memo to all staff from CS Notification to all staff regarding language: Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use on the froums The following is a translation list for employee reference: No f**king way = I'm fairly sure that's not feasible Yo...

Oggy wrote:Blimey Kev, that was doing the rounds when I was a kid and that's a lonnnnnggg time ago!

Your tellin me off for old jokes

Many of the intelligentsia literati types will tell you that HAMomLET is Shaky's best work Some will talk up the merits of the Scotty play Whilst other will wax loud and long about one of the various kings wot he wrote about For me personally 'Romeo and Juliet' is his best work The story of the doom...

A Welshman gets washed up on a desert island with just a sheep an a collie dog for company. After a few days the Welshman starts to feel a little frisky and starts eyeing up the sheep. The collie dogs instincts kick in and it won't let him anywhere near the sheep. The following morning, to his delig...

A charity asked me 2 donate some clothes 2 the starving people in the world.
I told them 2 go fly a kite.
Anyone who fits into my clothes aint starving. !

just to say
I maid 3 purchases straigh after the W/C
tracked straight away and the first one arrived yesterday
P+P is £3.95 and you only get 20% on the befour VAT price but that is shown on your invoice
Gets a big thumbs up from me