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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:32 pm

What do you call a failed dancer?
May!
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:33 pm

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:34 pm

How is distance measured in the dark space? Light years!
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:35 pm

How do you know water is dead? When it is mist.

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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:37 pm

No competition between Apple and other tech, Apple dates back to Adam and Eve.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:49 pm

Bristol university has conducted a scientific study into why Zebras have stripes.

Turns out they support Newcastle.
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