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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:32 pm

What do you call a failed dancer?
May!
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:33 pm

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:34 pm

How is distance measured in the dark space? Light years!
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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:35 pm

How do you know water is dead? When it is mist.

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Post by im181984 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:37 pm

No competition between Apple and other tech, Apple dates back to Adam and Eve.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:49 pm

Bristol university has conducted a scientific study into why Zebras have stripes.

Turns out they support Newcastle.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:05 pm

Tell the Punchline first.



How do you ruin a joke?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:57 am

They rejected my plans for an expansion of the stately home. Oh well, back to the drawing room.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:36 am

Just brought a piece of stone off ebay
Seller said it was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick.
When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.

Obviously a sham rock.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:23 pm

Do cannibals have to be carefull not to bite the hand that feeds them?
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