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Over 18s jokes - post here

Posted: Tue Feb 22 2011 1:12pm
by richard@imutual
Got a good joke which doesn't quite fall into the clean category?

Post it below (nothing too offensive though please, forum rules still apply!)

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Posted: Sun Jan 01 2017 10:02am
by richard@imutual
New thread started

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Posted: Mon Jan 02 2017 4:21pm
by pakefield
My friend Dave told me his mate Lenny had five willies.

"Five willies", I spluttered, "how on earth do his boxer shorts fit him?" I asked

"Like a glove", Dave replied

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Posted: Tue Jan 03 2017 6:22pm
by kevinchess1
The wife reckons she's 'staying dry in January.'

Fat chance with a hunk like me knocking round the house!

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Posted: Wed Jan 04 2017 8:36pm
by kevinchess1
As mackem lies there, counting sheep, he's thinking to himself 'I must stop taking a short cut though this field when I'm drunk.'

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Posted: Fri Jan 06 2017 9:24pm
by kevinchess1
Q. What do you call 4 Northerners in the back of a Land Rover?
A A good days shooting :?

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Posted: Sun Jan 08 2017 8:58pm
by kevinchess1
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers... so I did.

She's 25, and her name's Candy.

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Posted: Mon Jan 09 2017 11:04pm
by kevinchess1
UNBELIVIABLE!
A woman was starring at me though the window when I was naked :shock:
She then walked up to the window and mouth the words 'GET OUT OFF MY GARDEN!'

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Posted: Tue Jan 10 2017 8:43pm
by kevinchess1
Sex
Cigarettes
Fast food
Drugs and alcohol are never the answer! :thumbdown:

Unless someone asks me, "What are you doing this weekend?" :D

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Posted: Wed Jan 11 2017 7:04pm
by kevinchess1
WARNING TO ALL MEN!!

Women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.