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by kevinchess1 » Wed Nov 19 2014 2:43pm
Bet her sandwiches are out of this world!
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 22 2014 7:00pm
I’ve recently developed a penchant for using unnecessary French words in the middle of a sentence.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Nov 23 2014 8:48am
My computer keeps singing 'Rolling in the Deep’ - it's a Dell.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 29 2014 11:00am
'And what is your first name Mrs Boat-comesinn?'
'Wendy.'
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by 1960mackem » Wed Dec 03 2014 2:52pm
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car,
A passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, .....
Rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.......
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the man. "I used my khakis".
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 04 2014 9:12am
A lot of people are taking the mickey out of Mackem this morning but I
for one
am not
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by 1960mackem » Thu Dec 04 2014 10:07am
kevinchess1 wrote:A lot of people are taking the mickey out of Mackem this morning but I
for one
am not
Don't think Costa Pantylemon wud have saved Aguero's first goal on the way out never mind on the way in - if Suarez was £80m how much for Aguero ?
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 04 2014 11:51pm
1 in 4 people live in denial
Not me
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 07 2014 12:05am
Was watching 'Sesame street' today. There's a really Big bird, bloke living in a bin, people trying to learn the alphabet
Not 'Sesame street I meant 'Benefit street.'
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