Clean jokes - 2014

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Nov 19 2014 2:43pm

Bet her sandwiches are out of this world!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Nov 22 2014 7:00pm

I’ve recently developed a penchant for using unnecessary French words in the middle of a sentence.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Nov 23 2014 8:48am

My computer keeps singing 'Rolling in the Deep’ - it's a Dell.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Nov 29 2014 11:00am

'And what is your first name Mrs Boat-comesinn?'
'Wendy.'

1960mackem · Post by **1960mackem** » Wed Dec 03 2014 2:52pm

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car,
A passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, .....
Rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.......
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the man. "I used my khakis".

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Dec 04 2014 9:12am

A lot of people are taking the mickey out of Mackem this morning but I
for one
am not

1960mackem · Post by **1960mackem** » Thu Dec 04 2014 10:07am

kevinchess1 wrote:A lot of people are taking the mickey out of Mackem this morning but I
for one
am not

Don't think Costa Pantylemon wud have saved Aguero's first goal on the way out never mind on the way in - if Suarez was £80m how much for Aguero ?

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Dec 04 2014 11:51pm

1 in 4 people live in denial

Not me

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Dec 07 2014 12:05am

Was watching 'Sesame street' today. There's a really Big bird, bloke living in a bin, people trying to learn the alphabet
Not 'Sesame street I meant 'Benefit street.'

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