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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Aug 19 2014 1:33pm
by Alec3720
Best joke at Edinburgh festival - TIM VINE- "I am selling my Hoover, it was just collecting dust!"
Sorry I thought it said CLEANING JOKES!!!
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Aug 19 2014 1:59pm
by 1960mackem
blythburgh wrote:rayf wrote:blythburgh wrote:Quetsion: Why did the woman cross the road?
Answer: I do not know but what the heck is she doing out of the kitchen?
that's rather sexist - perhaps the washing machine was on the other side
OK I will l spare the feelings of those who think this is sexist and change it to:
Question: Why did Kev cross the road?
Answer: I do not know but what the heck is he doing out of the kitchen?
If you ever see him out of the kitchen just choux him back in
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Aug 19 2014 4:11pm
by kevinchess1
Alec3720 wrote:Best joke at Edinburgh festival - TIM VINE- "I am selling my Hoover, it was just collecting dust!"
Sorry I thought it said CLEANING JOKES!!!
I heard he nicked it off his sister with the fruity name
heard it though the grape vine
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Aug 21 2014 3:31pm
by rayf
kevinchess1 wrote:Well I think ,that vacumn joke sucks
yeah - a load of rubbish!
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Aug 21 2014 3:35pm
by rayf
I was going to post some jokes about the unemployed but they really do not work.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Aug 25 2014 9:44am
by kevinchess1
Louis van Gaal say Man u current form is 'Unacceptable.'
He's got a point.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Aug 25 2014 5:07pm
by macliam
I see the Russian army is now carrying out exercises on the border with Finland.
............or as Putin calls it, "window shopping."
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Aug 25 2014 5:15pm
by macliam
Alistair Darling told Alex Salmond that his conspiracy theories are getting out of control.
Alex asked how much the government had paid him to say that.......
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Aug 26 2014 10:45pm
by kevinchess1
Manchester United
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Sep 04 2014 8:42pm
by macliam
NATO Summit: "It isn't true that we are dependent on Russia for Gas. Putin isn't pulling our strings!", said Prime Minister Pinocchio of Italy