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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 19 2015 6:32pm

What's the difference between me and Steven Gerrard?
I've got to work on my birthday
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 19 2015 7:11pm

Steve Gerrard asked me for holiday advice
I said 'You can't beat a good Villa this time of year :lol:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 21 2015 2:31pm

Brendan Rodgers took my dog for a walk and lost it :(
He can't hang on to a lead :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 25 2015 5:04pm

Can't hang about I'm off to grow some facial hair just under my nose
Must dash
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 26 2015 11:01pm

That marathon was really hard work today :(
I'd left it in the freezer overnight :D
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Post by rayf » Mon Apr 27 2015 12:36am

kevinchess1 wrote:That marathon was really hard work today :(
I'd left it in the freezer overnight :D

it must have been there a long while - they're called Snickers these days :o
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri May 01 2015 8:25am

Just spent a week staying at an indoor abseiling centre. It was pretty boring, after a couple of days I was climbing the walls.
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Post by rayf » Fri May 01 2015 6:21pm

I went to watch a local football match the other day. Half way through the first half, I noticed that the ball was getting bigger and bigger. I couldn't work out what was happening but then suddenly it hit me......
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Post by expressman33 » Sun May 10 2015 9:31pm

I just Googled "lost medieval servant boy"
came up with "the page cannot be found"

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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 13 2015 8:19am

Apparently all my internal organs are oversized. :(
I say this with a heavy heart
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