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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 19 2015 6:32pm
What's the difference between me and Steven Gerrard?
I've got to work on my birthday
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 19 2015 7:11pm
Steve Gerrard asked me for holiday advice
I said 'You can't beat a good Villa this time of year
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 21 2015 2:31pm
Brendan Rodgers took my dog for a walk and lost it
He can't hang on to a lead
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 25 2015 5:04pm
Can't hang about I'm off to grow some facial hair just under my nose
Must dash
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 26 2015 11:01pm
That marathon was really hard work today
I'd left it in the freezer overnight
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by rayf » Mon Apr 27 2015 12:36am
kevinchess1 wrote:That marathon was really hard work today
I'd left it in the freezer overnight
it must have been there a long while - they're called Snickers these days
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by kevinchess1 » Fri May 01 2015 8:25am
Just spent a week staying at an indoor abseiling centre. It was pretty boring, after a couple of days I was climbing the walls.
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by rayf » Fri May 01 2015 6:21pm
I went to watch a local football match the other day. Half way through the first half, I noticed that the ball was getting bigger and bigger. I couldn't work out what was happening but then suddenly it hit me......
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by expressman33 » Sun May 10 2015 9:31pm
I just Googled "lost medieval servant boy"
came up with "the page cannot be found"
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by kevinchess1 » Wed May 13 2015 8:19am
Apparently all my internal organs are oversized.
I say this with a heavy heart
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