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Clean jokes - 2015
Posted: Tue Jan 06 2015 5:58pm
by Mel
kevinchess1 wrote:What is precise and sounds like a carrot
Accurate.
What is religious and sounds like a carrot:
Accurate.
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Posted: Wed Jan 21 2015 11:30pm
by kevinchess1
Bruce Willis is making another sequel. You know what they say, 'Old habits...'
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Posted: Thu Jan 22 2015 12:25am
by macliam
Researchers at Galway University have published proof that birthdays are good for you.
…The more you have, the longer you live.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22 2015 12:28am
by macliam
"Stop tellin' me to hurry up" said Mrs Doyle
"Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?!!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 22 2015 6:45pm
by macliam
The lawyer said, "Mr Murphy, why is it that whenever I ask you a question, you answer with another question? "
"Who told you that?" asked Murphy.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22 2015 6:57pm
by macliam
"As the sixth carriage on the Dublin-Drogheda midnight train has been vandalised regularly, the company has decided to run the train with only five carriages..."
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Posted: Thu Jan 22 2015 8:28pm
by kevinchess1
Just dropped my beer in my insect farm. Oh my giddy ants
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Posted: Fri Jan 23 2015 7:52pm
by macliam
kevinchess1 wrote:macliam wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Bruce Willis is making another sequel. You know what they say, 'Old habits...'
He's taking the lead in Sound of Music 2?
No it's a Lassie remake.
He's playing the lead...
No point getting hot under the collar - good to see he's back in harness........
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Posted: Fri Jan 23 2015 8:16pm
by macliam
Mick sidles up to Seamus at the racecourse - "D'ye want the winner of the next race?" whispered Mick
"Thanks all the same," replied Paddy"but I've only got a small backyard!
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Posted: Fri Jan 23 2015 8:18pm
by macliam
On the Geoghan's Bar mystery tour they ran a sweepstake to guess their destination.....
.................the driver won 75 Euros