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kevinchess1 wrote:What is precise and sounds like a carrot
Accurate.

What is religious and sounds like a carrot:
Accurate.

Bruce Willis is making another sequel. You know what they say, 'Old habits...'

Researchers at Galway University have published proof that birthdays are good for you.

…The more you have, the longer you live.

"Stop tellin' me to hurry up" said Mrs Doyle

"Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?!!"

The lawyer said, "Mr Murphy, why is it that whenever I ask you a question, you answer with another question? "

"Who told you that?" asked Murphy.

"As the sixth carriage on the Dublin-Drogheda midnight train has been vandalised regularly, the company has decided to run the train with only five carriages..."

Just dropped my beer in my insect farm. Oh my giddy ants

kevinchess1 wrote:

macliam wrote:

kevinchess1 wrote:Bruce Willis is making another sequel. You know what they say, 'Old habits...'

He's taking the lead in Sound of Music 2?

No it's a Lassie remake.
He's playing the lead...

No point getting hot under the collar - good to see he's back in harness........

Mick sidles up to Seamus at the racecourse - "D'ye want the winner of the next race?" whispered Mick

"Thanks all the same," replied Paddy"but I've only got a small backyard!

On the Geoghan's Bar mystery tour they ran a sweepstake to guess their destination.....

.................the driver won 75 Euros